I have decided it is my goal to become as fat as possible before I go home. Because eating delicious fatty food is the only thing that will make me happy these next few weeks. I have so much crap to do and haven't been sleeping well, so by God I'm going to at least eat tastey tasteys when I feel like it! Even if it makes me tubby.
Tonight I ate a whole thing (6 pieces) of crab rangoon for dinner. It was delicious. I then snacked on the sesame chicken while watching Lewis Black. It was awesome. Now I am fat and happy.... and now I have to run around in the cold, probably fall on my fat ass a few times because the sidewalk is covered in a thin layer of inviso-ice, and do a shit ton of homework in the library - which will slowly drain my happy.
It's funny, that the things that are making me the happiest right now is fatty food and an insanely angry, bitter Jewish man.
Go team!
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